Category Archives: Friday Funnies

Friday Funnies for March 16

Sometimes it does you good to see an arrogant salesman get what’s coming to him. Even we don’t like that kind of guy. He’s brash, loud and obnoxious. And treats everyone like they’re worthless and a waste of his time. … Continue reading

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Friday Funnies for March 9

Getting even is so much fun when the victim is another salesman you work with. From time to time we pull stunts on each other. All in good fun because it’s against someone you like, not one of the arrogant, … Continue reading

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Weekend Funnies for 12-3-11

A new salesman is known as a ‘”green pea”. Nobody has it worse than a green pea because so many underhanded stunts are pulled on them by the pros. However, there is always that one time when salesmen fear the … Continue reading

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Food and Car Sales — Weekend Funnies for 11-27-11

Food always seems to find its way into a funny situation when you sell cars for a living. And it certainly did in this instance. Although food played a part indirectly. It was another blistering hot July day in the … Continue reading

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Weekend Funnies for 11/12/11

Working for an old school sales manager makes for some humiliating situations between the customer and salesman. The blue suede shoes manager will demean the customer and embarrasses the salesman and not think anything of it. Leaving the customer with … Continue reading

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Sunday Night Funnies to Start Your Week of Car Shopping on a High Note!

Sometimes customers can be very pleasant. And other times an absolute nightmare. And then there are times when two people come in together. One is Mr. Hyde and the other Dr. Jekyll. I was on the unfortunate receiving end of … Continue reading

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Weekend Funnies — Who knew scheduling could be funny?

Scheduling is one of the most difficult things to do in car sales. Some dealers have several teams with 3 to 7 salesmen each. Then there are dealers that have only two teams and one person from each team has … Continue reading

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Weekend Car Sales Funnies!

At one particular dealership I worked at, we had a General Sales Manager that was a typical loud mouth, blow-hard, know-it-all. He always shouted when he talked. He said he was hard of hearing. We suspected he just loved to … Continue reading

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Friday Funnies for 8/26/11

Sometimes a day that starts out bad, when nothing goes right for hours on end, can finish off in a surprisingly funny way. I had such a day while at work. Actually, it started out bad when the alarm went … Continue reading

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Some Funnies to Kick off Your Weekend — 8/19/11

Snobbery can turn around and bite you on the butt. And in this situation, it certainly did to a BMW salesman. At the time I was selling Cadillacs. I was on a test drive in an Escalade with two potential … Continue reading

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